Ahoy, mateys of bro-ing and booty! Patriots’ tight end Rob Gronkowski is calling all available hands to sail the Atlantic on a quest for golden kegs of light beers and excuses to flex in tank tops.
Your ticket includes a three day round-trip from Miami to the Bahamas, a photo with the Gronkmeister General himself, live entertainment on six stages throughout the ship, an autographed commemorative Rob Gronkowski item, a chance to attend a Q&A with the Gronkowski family, and presumably hours of stumbling around the deck with a record high BAC.
The full site for Gronk’s Party Cruise isn’t yet available, but you can challenge yourself ahead of time by buying pre-sale tickets here. Until more details are available, imagine this, on a boat, times three days in the sun.
Building on what can only be the massive success of this aquatic party exodus, I hope that Gronk dreams bigger and next takes his brand of chugging and spiking to the skies. Get hyped for the Gronkowski Party Zeppelin, people! The Gronking never stops, it only gets stronger!