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There is a ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Porn Parody On the Way

There is a ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Porn Parody On the Way:

You knew it was — pardon the pun — coming, didn’t you? The same people who made the Bob’s Boners pornographic parody extravaganza are bending their gaze towards the Marvel Universe. On the heels of the announcement of Guardians of the Galaxy 2: Guard Harder — among a bazillion other projects — WoodRocket is starting production on Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot. According to director Lee Roy Myers:

“I think that Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the greatest super hero movies of all time. I am very excited to add penetration.”

Casting is underway.

Someone, at some point, is going to have sex with a dude dressed as a tree.


Marc Bernardin is the Deputy Editor of Playboy.com. Every paycheck is a fortune, every formation’s a parade.

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