Sunday evening at the Hotel Epi Plage on France’s Mediterranean coast–a location we’re sure other equally douchey things have happened–one man crashed his super expensive car trying to impress a female passenger.

The car in question is a 2015 Porsche 918 Spyder Convertible and its average price is $868,675. Watch the video below to see this epically idiotic event unfold.

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