This video was titled “A big ol’ pool of NOPE” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more accurate description on the internet. Here’s the awful, horrible description from the uploaded:

My husband and son were swimming and went to grab a boogie board. Turns out, it was already in use! There was a mother Wolf spider with hundreds of baby spiders on its back. When they poked the spider, it released the hundreds of babies and they went everywhere. The mother spider is okay, it jumped off the boogie board and crawled up my husband’s leg!