It takes a lot of effort to be creepier than a clown advertising his services on Craigslist, but this trolling dad pulled it off.

He came across an ad for Lingo the Clown and contacted him about services that were unconventional, to say the least. The good news is that even a clown listed on a site next to casual encounters, Mitt Romney fan fiction, and undercover prostitution stings still has moral limits on what he’ll be paid to do. Godspeed, Lingo the Clown.