Most guys sit on their couch waiting for their girlfriends to text and call them to come over and “Netflix and Chill” or whatever slang the kids use nowadays for sexual intercourse. But apparently one guy prefers chilling alone on the couch.
A woman contacted the website DudeComedy and sent them a text conversation she had with her boyfriend trying to get him to come over. It did not go well.
See? He didn’t need to go over to have sex. He was picking up hookers and then killing them in GTA. Don’t worry, she’s now single.
We’re sure she’ll have a very excellent Halloween.