What is it about guys trying to piss their girlfriend’s off as much as possible? Do they care about ever getting laid again? This guy really deserves sex-ile after texting his girlfriend pretending to be another woman, implying that he’s cheating on her. Believe it or not, she did not react well.

We assume she didn’t call back, because then she drove over to his house.

She didn’t even park her car. Let’s hope he enjoyed that moment, because it will probably be his last happy experience for a long time.