Guys, you want to know why you’re terrible in bed? It’s because you’re not paying attention to the vagina. If you can’t draw a detailed vagina on a moment’s notice… you’re clearly more worried about getting off than figuring out the mystically enchanting world of the female pleasure cave.

These four guys were asked to draw a vagina and exactly none of them got it right (though two guys got kind of close).

The hipster dude drew a palm tree. This isn’t Gilligan’s Island, your tight-jeaned dendrophiliac!

Mad props to the guy in the black shirt and his on-point statements about the female anatomy,“I don’t have any sort of predilection towards different vaginal disposition,” and following that up with, “I don’t like disinterested vaginas.”

So guys, next time a woman allows you to get close to her vagina, take a second to really soak it all in. If that doesn’t work, go the Georgia O'Keeffe route and just draw a flower instead of a tree.

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