We may play it cool in front of our friends or in front of the ladies, but us guys got some demons, too. For instance, I’m afraid my penis might be TOO big. It’s my plight and it’s something I have to live with and it’s always in the back of mind, informing my decisions and mocking me. Obviously, I’m kidding. I’m fat and sometimes it makes me self-conscious, but mostly I just own that shi*t because I’m super good at being fat. Here are 15 other men who took to Reddit to share what about them makes them self-conscious.
When a girl smiles at me and I can’t tell if when I smile back if it looks genuine or forced. I feel super awkward about it.
What my face looks like from the side. The majority of the times I see my own face is head on in a mirror, so whenever I see myself from the side I think I look weird. Also I have bad posture, neck sticks too far forward.
CRAP IN BED
An ex was having an affair for months and when I found out she said she loved me in every way, it’s just that this guy was brilliant at sex. She actually believed that was a valid reason to cheat and I’d be okay with it. Unfortunately it’s left me feeling like I must be crap in bed ever since.
YOU DON’T KNOW THAT
My height. No matter how much I lift I’ll always be short.
My inability to urinate in public! Like wtf is that all about? Not ashamed of mini me, but for some reason can’t use urinals or can’t even relax if I’m using a stall and it’s rowdy outside.
CAUSED BY TOO MANY DOUGHNUTS
I’ve got gynecomastia, breast tissue development in males, it’s incredible difficult to get dressed in the morning. There is basically one type of shirt you can wear, which is dark color with thick fabric. And still the puffy protruding nipples are noticeable.
THROW ME THOSE KEYS *CRASH__
My inability to throw things well. I’m fine on distance, it’s the accuracy that is embarrassing.
YOU MUST SEEK THERAPY
My personality. I’m not sure if its the real me or a mask I have worn my whole adult life to hide the real me.
JUST CLEAN OUT THE DRAIN
Being hairy. Always feel like I’m being judged.
SMELL YA LATER
How I smell. I follow all the rules for hygiene, but I can still smell myself often and it freaks me out. Especially once I start sweating a bit.
MAKE EM GIGGLE
It used to be my looks but by now it’s my social incompetence. I’m really boring and do not get along with women/girls. I really cant have “fun” with them like other guys do, joke around, make them laugh and giggle.
ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?
My lack of relationship/dating experience.
That I can’t grow a f-cking beard.
AH THERE IT IS, THE TRUTH
Penis size. There ya go. My balls are on the small size, too, but “small potatoes make the meat look bigger.”