With online security reaching a new low point, week-after-week, it’s easy to say that nobody’s phones are safe anymore. With that in mind, we here at Playboy decided to envision the day where pop superstar and public villain, Justin Bieber’s phone conversations are unwittingly revealed to the public. Sure, these conversations might not technically be real, but we’re pretty sure his actual ones aren’t that far off.

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