Sexy Halloween costumes have been around since the mid-70s. No one is impressed by a sexy nurse or a sexy school teacher or a sexy one-armed pirate anymore. That’s why we rolled out the sexy costumes we wanted to see in 2014 last year, and that’s why we’re doing it again this year. Prepare to be amazed, titillated, and most of all, confused.
SEXY BERNIE SANDERS
Sexy Bernie is serious about politics, serious about changing the world, and serious about being sexy. Business up top, party down below.
Sexy Bernie Sanders is brought to you by Playmate of the Year 2015 Dani Mathers.
SEXY DONALD TRUMP
Hey loser, get a load of this sexy version of The Donald. She’s rich and has…hair, which is good, I guess.
Sexy Donald Trump is brought to you by Miss October 2012 Pamela Horton.
SEXY BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
Sexy Bill Nye is on a rampage to educate the world about science, and sexiness. She doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty either, with more science.
Sexy Bill Nye is brought to you by Miss October 2012 Pamela Horton.
Mysterious. Misunderstood. Sultry. Sexy Banksy doesn’t give away too much, just enough to keep you intrigued.
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Sexy Banksy is brought to you by Playmate of the Year 2015 Dani Mathers.
SEXY FETTY WAP
Sexy Fetty is the biggest sensation of 2015. She burst onto the scene with catchy tunes, an amazing voice, and, of course, loads of sex appeal.
Sexy Fetty Wap is brought to you by Miss July 2000 Neferteri Shepherd.
SEXY ROGER GOODELL
Want to be the most hated person at your Halloween party? Well, sexy Roger Goodell might be the choice for you! (Deflated football not included.)
Sexy Roger Goodell is brought to you by Miss April 2015 Alexandra Tyler.
SEXY THE WEEKND
Sexy The Weeknd is recognizable from every angle, and she looks good from all those angles too. If you couldn’t feel your face before…
Sexy The Weeknd is brought to you by Miss July 2000 Neferteri Shepherd.
SEXY POPE FRANCIS
When she’s not tooling around the country in the Sexy Pope-Mobile, Sexy Pope Francis is turning heads with her generosity, kindness, and killer legs.
MORE: Sexy Pope, the Gallery
Sexy Pope Francis is brought to you by Playmate of the Year 2015 Dani Mathers.
SEXY VLADIMIR PUTIN
Sexy Vladimir had a big year. Maybe her shirtless horse riding days are behind her, but that doesn’t mean she’s not continually making a splash in 2015. Ruling Russia has never been this seductive.
MORE: Sexy Putin, the Gallery
Sexy Vladimir Putin is brought to you by Miss April 2015 Alexandra Tyler.
Photographer: Marya Gullo
Costume Designer: Maya Harris
FX Hair and Makeup: Heather Grippaldi
Photo Assistant: Steffanie Walk