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HYFNM: Will You Get Laid This Halloween?

HYFNM: Will You Get Laid This Halloween? :

Hell Yes, F— No, Maybe is a call and response to readers, exploring underserved crevices of the male minds. Every week we shoot out a question to dudes of different ages—over email, Twitter and IRL— and ask them to weigh in. On Friday we post the results.

Halloween is the sexiest holiday of the year, mostly because the other holidays aren’t sexy at all. We asked 10 dudes if they were going to have Halloween sex. Four said hell yes, two said fuck no, four said maybe.

HELL YES

AJ, 24

Completely, Halloween is THE freakiest holiday, rivaled only by New Years and maybe the Fourth of July. Halloween is the day that everyone embraces the sinful nature within. Girls let loose; they show their true freak; it’s beautiful. You have to be a a real ghoul to not get any on Halloween.

ALEX, 29

It’s Friday night, isn’t it? I usually get laid on Friday nights.

JAMES, 32

I told my wife I’d dress up like her knight in shining armor. She’s a princess like that. So yeah, I really expect to have sex. There’s no way we aren’t having sex, really, unless we get in a fight.

Bryan, 27

Of course. It’s Halloween.

FUCK NO

GREG, 25

Nah. I’m in New York. My girl isn’t.

RASHID, 38

No. I work as an Uber driver. Tonight will be busy.

MAYBE

HINTARO, 23

I really don’t know. Depends on what drugs I do.

MAX, 33

Maybe. I’m going to a big house party and we should all be pretty socially lubricated. I guess I’m a real loser if I can’t get laid at a Halloween house party. We’ll see who’s there.

WILL, 49

My new girlfriend loves Halloween, so I think it’s a sure thing. But I don’t ever assume sure things are actually sure things. That only breeds disappointment.

KEVIN, 22

I may be getting some on Halloween. It’s that time of the month. It gets messy; it’s mutual.


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