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This Week in Sex: All Hail the Queen, Farrah Abraham

This Week in Sex: All Hail the Queen, Farrah Abraham:

Former teen mom Farrah Abraham found her post-MTV identity as a Vivid starlet with an affinity for her own backdoor. This week, Abraham got in the Halloween spirit by dressing up as Queen Elsa from Disney’s Frozen while selling molds of said backdoor (that, of course, are joined to sculptures of her vagina) as part of her collaboration with Topco Sales. Fun moms always dress up on Halloween!

Apple CEO Tim Cook declared he’s proud to be gay and considers his sexuality a gift from god in a letter posted to Businessweek. While his sexuality has been an open secret for years, his official confirmation that he’s gay makes Apple the only Fortune 500 with an out CEO. Who’s next?

While Cook was coming out, other men of the tech world were acting pretty pervy. 8chan founder Raj and 30 other Gamergate homies gathered at the Show Palace Gentleman’s Club in Long Island City, Queens, for the website’s first anniversary. All the lap dances didn’t prevent them from talking shop though. “The SJWs want to remove sexism from gaming, and at first that seems nice. But what does that mean? It means changing the game to fit their needs,” one male attendee vented. SJW is the acronym some techies use to describe their opposition–female gamers. It stands for social justice warrior.

Also in the men-behaving-badly category this week: the police. The California Highway Patrol officers emerged as the world’s scariest adult fraternity, after admitting to searching for nude photos in suspects’ phones and trading them with other policemen. Better yet, they called this practice “a game”. Someone download these dudes Tinder.

Still the biggest asshole of the week is probably Canadian broadcaster Jian Ghomeshi, who’s blaming his rape accusations on his BDSM practice. At least his friends aren’t stopping to victim shaming in his defense.

If Ghomeshi had visited Kink.com’s first ever erotic haunted house in San Francisco, someone maybe could’ve showed Ghomeshi how it’s actually done (consensually, in a word). But Kink.com is not the only San Francisco startup chanelling its erotic spirit. Airbnb’s logo already looked like something it shouldn’t, and in this animation for the New York Marathon, it’s only gotten worse.

Thousands of men and women train to run the New York Marathon each year, but this new video shows how walking in New York is always a sport for ladies. Funded by the anti-street harassment organization Hollback, the PSA aims to spread awareness about how traumatizing catcalling can be. Unfortunately, they edited all the white people out.

Here the New York Times details what rackets female college sororities are. “It was like signing up for a loan — they said the debt could go to a collections agency if you failed to pay,” one woman told the paper.

Whether she was a sorority sister or not, here’s a new reason to get your lady-friend to try doggy style: it’s good for her back. Researchers recommend that women who have back pain from too much sitting go doggy-style. (If your back hurts while on your stomach, you should stick with missionary). This research from the European Spine Journal comes as a follow up to a study that determined doggy-style was also best for a guy’s back. No complaints there.

Salon reminds us to quit playing when it comes to Bill Cosby. Countless women have now come forward about his violent sexual behaviors, so it seems about the right time to remember that’s not actually Dr. Huxtable.

In South American news, Argentinian soccer player Diego Maradona was caught attacking his girlfriend on camera, while Gisele Bundchen is still casually hot as fuck.

Equally sexy? This feline-friendly spoof of Gone Girl made in honor of National Cat Day. After all, that movie is totally about pussy power. And in other cat news, Hello Kitty has taken over L.A. for the weekend.

If you’re ready for your own Halloween freak fest tonight, get in the mood (or learn what to avoid) by reading these funny Halloween hookup stories or embracing your inner fetish.

Go forth and get spooky.

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