Dogs are man’s best friend. But maybe it’s time for them to put a little space in their relationship. Sometimes those lovable pooches can be a little overbearing. One Tumblr user created an entire page devoted to the various text messages he receives throughout the day from his sassy mutt. I just don’t understand how he taught the dog to text since he doesn’t have any thumbs.

Looks like this dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
(Pause for Laughter)

Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.