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Historians Claim Hitler Had Super Tiny Penis with a Weird Pee Hole

Bruno Ganz as Adolf Hitler in [

Bruno Ganz as Adolf Hitler in ‘Downfall’ (2004).

As you are probably aware, Adolf Hitler is dead. He’s been that way for quite some time. Over 70 years, to be precise. But now two historians claim to have made a shocking discovery about one of the 20th century’s most reviled figures: He had a micro-penis and only one testicle (which is ironic, cosidering he f#cked millions of people).

The fascination with “der Führer’s” genitals is nothing new. As early as 1939 the British were singing songs about Hitler’s supposedly missing ball.

But historians have never been able to determine if the song was the result of, or rather the inspiration for, the one-nut rumor.

Now Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie, the authors of the new book, Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, claim newly discovered medical records from Hitler’s time in prison prove not only the one-testicle rumor, but also shed light onto his penis, or lack thereof.

“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis,” Mayo and Craigie wrote.

Of course, including a weird tidbit about Hitler’s junk is a surefire way to get free publicity for your book, so it’s always good to take such things with a grain of salt. Not to mention the fact that this story is originating from British tabloids, which don’t exactly have a lot of incentive to accurately report on Hitler’s dick.

But Mayo and Craigie have written several other well-reviewed historical books, and I couldn’t find much in the way of controversies. Also, Hitler’s penis is a very small part (pun sort-of intended) of the overall book, so I doubt Mayo and Craigie would risk sinking their whole project over something they couldn’t substantiate.

That said, it’s worth noting that while hypospadias often results in a small penis, that’s not always the case (at least according to Wikipedia). And while the quote from Mayo and Craigie mentions the deformity, it doesn’t say anything about size. But all things considered, I don’t want to be the guy saying Hitler’s dick might not have been tiny. So in closing, Hitler’s dick was really, really small. End of story.

(Source: The Telegraph)

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