Have you ever really looked at your monthly cable bill? There are so many tiny fees here and there, then every little addition you want to make to your channel package is another charge and before you know it that $59.99 plan has blown up to hundreds of dollars. Wouldn’t it be nice if cable companies were honest and broke down your bill in a completely truthful way? Here’s how it would probably look:

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