Hillary Clinton is going to win the 2016 presidential election with the help of the hooker vote.
OK, so she may not win due to the support of one brothel in Nevada, but what other presidential hopeful can say they have the hooker vote locked down already? Nevada’s most well known legal brothel, The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, has officially endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.
According to its website, hookersforhillary.com, the ranch is throwing its support behind Clinton mostly due to her stance on healthcare, but its members also like a few of her other positions (see what I did there?)
No word on how Hillary feels about her newest supporters, but it’s safe to assume she probably feels about the same as Leslie Knope did when adult film star Brandi Maxxxx endorsed her on Parks and Rec:
Anyway, Bill has to be thrilled.
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