The Charlotte Hornets are selling a burger almost as big as Muggsy Bogues. Measuring a foot wide, the double-decker Hugo’s Boss Burger—named after the team’s mascot—has 14 burger patties, cheddar, Swiss, cheese sauce, bacon, mushrooms, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes and three buns. It weighs eight pounds, so recruit a friend to carry the fries.
Find the burger courtside at Time Warner Cable Arena for $70.
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