This is what the internet was made for. I mean, how else are you going to learn how to make a penis napkin? There are no books for that! Thanks to reddit user MasterMilky, we can all have dick-kins by dinner time.


1. Start with the napkin spread out:


2. Fold in half lengthwise:

3. Then fold it over again, quartering it:

4. Bring in the top two corners so they are touching:

5. Fold the point (where the triangles meet) back:

6. Grab the top corners of the triangle and fold downwards to form the head:

7. Grab the edges and roll them into the center:

8. Roll in once more to complete the shaft:

Perfection!