We’ve all received the following piece of advice: if you meet a dangerous shark and want to live to tell about it, try punching it in the nose. But what if that fails? Or–much more likely–you meet a particularly aggressive goose? Here’s your helpful (read: unhelpful) guide to surviving various encounters with nature’s deadliest beasts.

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