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Hell Yes, F— No, Maybe: Do You Suffer From Penis Anxiety?

Hell Yes, F— No, Maybe: Do You Suffer From Penis Anxiety? :

Hell Yes, F— No, Maybe is a call and response to readers, exploring underserved crevices of the male minds. Every week we shoot out a question to dudes of different ages—over email, Twitter and IRL— and ask them to weigh in. On Friday we post the results.

Do guys worry about their size? After publishing our advice column’s Just The Tips guide to getting over penis anxiety earlier this week, we got to wondering how our readers feel about their dicks. From men with mirco-penises to dudes who are packing, we asked this week’s HYFNM participants if they’ve ever experienced anxiety over the size of their penis. Good news: only one said yes; six said no; three said maybe.

HELL YES

SAMTAN, 22
Yes, I have small penis anxiety because my friends tease me about my size. But they haven’t even seen it. I tell my girlfriend that I have anxiety about my dick size and she says it satisfies her. She says she loves the D.

F— NO

HIROTO, 22
I can proudly say I’ve never had anxiety about my size. That’s a strong word to me. I’m sure I was curious about mine in comparison to others in, like, middle school, but I was quickly reassured when I went through a dick showing and slapping phase in 7th grade. (I know, I know). But honestly I’ve always been happy with mine. I’ve had no complaints or weird rumors spread about me. It’s not 13 inches long or anything but it’s also not 2, so I’d say, yeah , I’m good. The shit works.

SAM, 32
I haven’t experienced tons of penis size anxiety, fortunately. I think I was lucky in that body part department. No matter what, someone will always have a bigger one than you (or a smaller one). So I might think my dick is enormous compared to some littles, but then when I see a jumbo, I am kinda like… uhhhhhh, maybe mine isn’t that big. My friend Danielle hooked up with this guy with a super tiny penis and when he pulled it out for the first time he said, “Little guy, huh?” I feel like you need to own up to whatever size you’re born with and have a sense of humor about it. But maybe that’s easy for me to say because I don’t have a tiny one.

ARMAN, 34
No. Every dick is different. Every pussy is different. You never know how it’s all going to fit together until you try.

WILL, 21
Nah, f— small penis anxiety. No matter what size it is, it still f—-. And if one girl isn’t down, thats cool. She probably has a hotter friend… or at least one with smaller standards.

RICHARD, 29
I know I’ve got enough dick to make a woman feel good.

CLARK, 42
No. I grew up an athlete, so even when I didn’t necessarily want to, I was always aware of what my teammates were packing. This always made me feel better about my own size. But it had to have made some of the other guys feel worse.

MAYBE

NICK, 25
I thought my dick was too small until I fell in love. That’s when I realized sex is about feeling, not just seeing. Of course, girls probably like the feeling of a big dick inside of them. But the way someone—whether they’ve got 1 or 10 inches—makes a girl feel before the actual f—ing begins is what’s important. It’s not about massive insertion.

KHALIL, 30
I used to worry about my dick not being big enough, particularly when I would hook up with new white women. I’m not tiny by most people’s standards, but as a black guy, I always felt like I was being held to to a higher (or I guess, longer) standard. I never wanted to disappoint anyone, but I also didn’t want to be a girl’s fetish.

BRYAN, 27
I hadn’t really seen a lot penises in real life before coming out. One of the first people I ever hooked up with (while in the closet) turned out to have the biggest penis I have seen to date. I mean HUGE. So that gave me a little anxiety. In the gay world, people make constant reference to size, but it took me a little to realize that most people are liars. And my penis is actually pretty nice.

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