A man in Virginia Beach got arrested after robbing a bank and posting pictures and videos of it on Instagram. Dominyk Alfonseca claims he didn’t rob the place but that the bank teller simply gave him the money. He was unarmed and handed the teller this note, which he also posted online:

During an interview he stated the following totally sane and not at all crazy statement:

“I don’t know what it is, if there’s chips or whatever that they’re putting in people’s brains or I have one — if I have one — I don’t know how they have it, how I have it, but people know, like, before I do something what I’m thinking, or they would post it on Instagram.”

Good luck with that, pal.

via USAToday