In this underhanded and manipulative page-view economy, it is important to sell your content with a name that is as vague as it is alluring. Here’s what it might look like if Buzzfeed were to retroactively grace the annals of film with their click-bait sensationalism.

FIGHT CLUB


RISKY BUSINESS


SE7EN


THE INTERNSHIP


CASTAWAY


PASSION OF THE CHRIST


SAW


HUMAN CENTIPEDE


DEAD POET’S SOCIETY


TWISTER


PAN’S LABYRINTH


THE SIXTH SENSE


SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION


PULP FICTION


SHUTTER ISLAND


JURASSIC PARK


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