If you have played a single video game in the past twenty years chances are you have also read an ESRB rating. From E for Everyone titles containing cute little critters to games chock full of pixelated boobies and gore, the Entertainment Software Rating Board has meticulously went through each game and decided which ones are just way too cool for tweens to play. But what if instead of warning about “Suggestive Themes” they cautioned potential buyers about how the game would affect their actual lives?