Everyone knew that children’s cartoons had their exceptionally dirty moments that our parents tried to deeply avoid talking about. But even adorable, cute children’s books have been exposed for their rather questionable scenes. Yes—even beloved characters like Thomas the Train and Pooh are guilty. Well, so much for an innocent childhood.

With no context, this is awkward

Nothing good is going on here

How did they think this title was a good idea?

Children don’t need to know this yet

Sorry Pooh—this is a fail

First exposure to an O Face

In no way is this appropriate

A true head-shaker

This author probably didn’t have a job for long

Starting off pedophiles young?

No words for this

Couldn’t they have picked another name?

True, but children shouldn’t learn this yet