Bringing home a girl with a name like Ireland Baldwin would make my militant Irish Catholic grandparents extremely happy (and less upset at me for not having, like, 7 kids by age 16 to help tend to our land in the old country). Bringing a girl out that looks like Ireland Baldwin would straight up make my friends’ heads explode. I’d probably have to sign autographs, give lectures, and become a motivational speaker.
Fortunately for Ms. Baldwin, there’s no risk of anything like that happening. My genie lamp is busted and I gave up on voodoo in grade school when it didn’t make me better at kickball. The bright side here is that Ireland Baldwin still exists somewhere in this world where she allows professionals to photograph her.
I mean, come on, damn, do you see this photo? Did you see this other photo? These are why black-and-white photography still makes sense. Meanwhile, every doofus who takes photo as an elective in high school snaps grainy pics of benches, staircases, and tombstones. Maybe when they get to college, they’ll pay attention to better black-and-white photos, like these shots of Baldwin.
Actually, people should pay attention to her in color too.
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