Jack Black

What's better than being a rock star or a movie star? Try being both. As frontman for the band Tenacious D, Jack Black commanded the fawning attention of nubile groupies who swooned along to every word of such timeless classics as "Fuck Her Gently." In School of Rock the rock god melted chilly Joan Cusack; in King Kong he went native with Naomi Watts; and in Shallow Hal he swapped spit with that A-list Hollywood hottie Gwyneth Paltrow. More recently, he rustled the frocks of Penelope Cruz look-alike Ana de la Reguera in Nacho Libre.

It goes without saying that the scene-stealer from Orange County and High Fidelity could basically have his pick of bedmates. But if you think he actually does get it on Marvin Gaye-style with his adoring female fans, you don't know Jack. He's married to cellist Tanya Haden, and has a brand new son. Let's hope that doesn't mean Black's been totally domesticated. When Playboy caught up with him, we lobbed some candid questions, and he cut loose about cock push-ups, straight-on blow jobs and giving himself a Something About Mary-style facial.

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1. In Shallow Hal, your character was blinded by a 300-pound woman's inner beauty. What's sexy about big women?

BLACK: It feels better when they're on top of you. I like a good amount of pressure on top. I like a good, thick ass to squeeze. There's more cushion for the pushin'.

They try harder.

Usually, there's some bonus big boobs.

2. You're a rock-god music savant, so what kind of music do you listen to during sex?

BLACK: I'm not one of those who like music playing when I make love. When I lost my virginity, I played "Comfortably Numb" from Pink Floyd's The Wall, and that just soured the whole music-while-boning experience for me. "Music to bone to"...I don't do that.

3. How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?

BLACK: I was a senior in high school and 17. I had an experience with a girl before that, but you can't really call it losing my virginity, because it was dry-humping. It was very hot. Our genitals were rubbing up against each other with just a thin piece of fabric between us. It was tremendous. It felt fantastic, but I did shoot my load in my pants. You could see the stain and it was very embarrassing. She knew. She was very sweet about it.

4. What's your favorite sexual act?

BLACK: My favorite sexual act? I'm going to say boning.

5. On the Tenacious D song "Double Team," you mention sucking toes, or "shrimping" as it's called in the sex biz. Are you a toe-sucker?

BLACK: They have to be clean. I'm not into, like, funky odors, but I do have a bit of a foot fetish, yes. I find myself staring at feet. I like a heel. If she's wearing clogs, that does something for me. Flip-flops. Sandals. Bare feet are the best.