Teens do wild stuff on Prom Night. They sneak liquor into the dance, they secretly get hotel rooms, and they get freaky in the back of Dad’s Acura, but young movie star, rapper, and former Twitter Philosopher Jaden Smith wanted to set himself apart. So he went to Prom as Batman.
Yes, Jaden decided that a night usually reserved for rented tuxedos was the right time to bring back the look he first rocked at the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Apparently this time he decided to pair the Batsuit with a nice jacket and tie, but eventually he slipped into full White Knight mode and presumably spent portions of the evening perching on rooftop gargoyles and pondering why exactly After Earth was so terrible.
I know this is the point where I’m supposed to mock or berate Jaden Smith for this rather unorthodox fashion choice, but…look, I went to two proms, and all I can say is a Batsuit would’ve made both of those nights go down a hell of a lot easier.