Lonely nights are (sort of) over for single dudes in Japan, now that a bookstore sells a brand of instant curry that comes with a DVD of a babe pretending to be the party of one’s girlfriend.

Village Vanguard sells its “Men’s Delusion Curry-Orange Flavor,” which is a pretty literal and brutal brand name, and it features 27-year-old model Mao Harada (AKA “Haradan”) as the diner’s lady friend. The DVD breaks down to three chapters:

  1. “The Younger Girlfriend”

  2. “The Older Girl Who Lives Next Door and is Sort of Risque”

  3. “Haradan Made a Home-Cooked Meal”

It’s one heck of a trilogy.

[H/T Foodbeast]