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‘It’s the Rolls Royce of Vibrating Cock Rings’: The Je Joue Mio Reviewed

‘It’s the Rolls Royce of Vibrating Cock Rings’: The Je Joue Mio Reviewed:

Hop into the Test Bed, a bi-weekly series where couples try out high-tech sex toys—curated by pleasure marketplace My Secret Luxury—and then discuss what happened over G-chat. This week’s toy is the Je Joue Mio C-ring, which Derick, a writer, and Lena, a sales manager, experimented with a few summer nights.

“The Mio is a great toy for couples to use during sex,” says My Secret Luxury’s Stacy Rybchin. “The ring constricts blood flow to the penis so that he can last longer and have stronger, more intense orgasms. His partner will feel the intense external vibration so that everyone feels pleasure.”

Sounds hot. Let’s see what they thought.

BEFORE

DERICK:
The packaging is very high-end. I was half expecting it to be a broach of some kind, or maybe a silver baby-spoon.

LENA:
Between the box it came in and the French name, it could have easily been very expensive chocolates inside.

DERICK:
It’s the Rolls Royce of vibrating cock-rings.

LENA:
And it’s purple, which is one of my favorite colors.

DERICK:
It’s has a nice, smooth rubber feel.

LENA:
Like a promise ring for slightly naughty people.

IN THE ACT

LENA:
You joked about it about it for a bit, but once we started making out, I was happy to see you putting on the ring.

DERICK:
I did. The sensation was a little awkward at first, since I’m not used to wearing vibrators.

LENA:
I was expecting for you to go nuts! Vibrators feel so good for women, and I thought it would be a similarly good feeling for you. I was surprised to hear that the vibrating part didn’t affect you that much.

DERICK:
It was more the pressure from the ring that felt good. We didn’t have any lube, so I was happy to see you were aroused enough that it wasn’t necessary.

LENA:
Yeah, I usually am.

DERICK:
We used it a couple times as it was intended, the protrusion side up, the ring wrapped around my shaft.

LENA:
The problem was one of contact. Having a vibrator is good, but our rhythm lifted my clit off it, which defeats the purpose.

DERICK:
When I stayed inside you, you were able to ride against the cock-ring, which was awesome, but not our normal style of fucking.

FINAL VERDICT

DERICK:
I’d say it was different. A change of sorts, but it was still part of our vital, sexy-as-hell, love life.

LENA:
We have a very powerful mutual lust.

DERICK:
The ring didn’t keep me magically hard or anything, and it didn’t get her off instantly, but it was a nice dual-benefit for each of us.

LENA:
I also like it as a straight vibrator for foreplay. I think I’ll keep it next to the bed in case we want to reach for it.

DERICK:
We’ve tried it a couple times and we’d probably use it again, but I think it’s fair to say it didn’t change much in the way of how we try and get the other to orgasm.

LENA:
It’s another tool in that pursuit.


Test bed couples previously reviewed the Lelo Hula Beads, the Stronic Eins Pulsator and the Revel Body Vibrator.


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