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Jeb Bush Sucks At Wearing Hoodies

When you are running for president of the United States of America, you spend bajillions of dollars on image consultants and stylists to make sure the tiniest details, like your choice of shoes, poll well with divorced Latina hockey moms in Des Moines. Heaven help the Democratic candidate who dares to wear a red tie. That’s enough to send a gaffe-meter off the charts.

So how did the numerous Bush family operatives allow Republican candidate Jeb to suck so bad at putting on a hoodie? As the Vine above shows, Jeb decided to completely ignore the zipper on the zip-up hoodie and instead tried to jam his head through the opening, almost knocking his glasses off in the process. Perhaps Jeb was trying to show he’s a maverick who eschews the traditional thinking that a zipper is meant to be zipped up and down. Who knows? Don’t even get me started on the way that Bush adjusts the hood on his sweatshirt to make it look as awkward as possible.

This is not a man who is unfamiliar with sweatshirts with hoods attached to them. He even tweeted about one that is “ideal for volunteering on the trail.” (And was then subsequently trolled by Donald Trump.)

Even more ridiculous are Bush’s comments, “I’m wearing my hoodie,” and “Eat your heart out, Zuckerberg.” He sounds like the kid who just learned to dress himself. (“Mommy, look at me!). As for calling out Mark Zuckerberg, I’m sure the Facebook CEO is devouring his aorta watching Bush’s hoodie application process. Either that, or laughing his ass off.


Justin Tejada is a writer and editor based in New York City. Follow him on Twitter at @just_tejada.

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