You’ve probably heard the saying “it’s too good to be true”. That’s pretty much how I feel about Jen Selter’s booty. It’s just too darn perfect for my weak little brain to truly comprehend. I don’t understand how something so pristine, so exquisite, so flawless can exist in this world. She can claim “squats” all she wants, but we all know that’s at least SOME God-given fortune. No amount of squats gets you looking like that, I just refuse to believe that.
Another thing I really like about Jen Selter is her consistentsy. She never lets us down. She knows exactly what we want, nay, what we need, and she delivers time and time again. Perhaps that thing is too good to be true, or maybe seeing really is believing.
She’s the human equivalent of the eye-popping face emoji.
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