There’s probably no woman more famous than Jennifer Lawrence right now. It seems like every year she’s making a big blockbuster hit, whether it’s Hunger Games or X-Men, and also starring in some big Oscar nominated film. Not only does she have great taste in roles, she’s also pretty well-known for being likable and real, pretty much the complete opposite of every other person in Hollywood.
Lawrence is on the cover of the December issue of Vogue, and she also gives a pretty revealing interview into the life of the most famous woman on the planet. She touches on things like going out in public, dealing with director David O. Russell and working with Robert De Niro. There’s also a scene where she decides to order a pizza and takes her bra off right in front of the interviewer. Classic J-Law!
While the entire interview is worth reading, the part that is most “salacious” is when Lawrence discusses her love life. Or lack thereof. Here’s an excerpt:
Glasses of wine in hand, we head upstairs, and when we walk into the enormous master suite she makes a sweeping gesture toward the bed and says, “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Then she shoots me a get-real look. “Literally zero magic has happened in here.” She holds up her glass in a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”
First of all, Jennifer Lawrence sounds hilarious. Second, why hasn’t she been able to…uh…“bump uglies” in her bedroom? Well, she discusses later in the interview:
Dating is tricky at this point. “No one ever asks me out,” she says. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”
Unfortunately, now every guy who sees Jennifer Lawrence in a grocery store or on the street is going to buy her flowers and try to hit on her while also pretending they have no idea who she is. “Silver Linings Playbook? Never heard of it. I’m more of a book man.” Unless that dude’s as good at acting as J-Law, she’s going to see right through him.
Keep your chin up, Jennifer! You only have millions upon millions of dollars to fall back on!
Here are a few photos from the Vogue issue as well:
You can read the interview and see the rest of the photos over at Vogue.
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Joseph Misulonas is the Girls co-editor for Playboy.com. If Jennifer Lawrence is looking for a nice guy to go on a date with, she can find him on Twitter at @jmisulonas.