Listen, I played competitive basketball for many, many years. I’ve played against some really tough competition, including a slew of guys who play pro in the NBA or Europe these days. I wasn’t phenomenal, but I could certainly hold my own. One of my strongest attributes was low-post defense. I’m pretty sturdy and hard to move, and I know where to play the right spots. Having said that, I honestly do not know how I’d guard Joanna Krupa. You see, I’m used to 6 foot 6, 260 pound men smashing into me and planting their elbows into my nose. That’s normal. That I can handle. But a stunning blonde model with her shirt off? I’d be doomed. I wouldn’t know what to do. It beats any sort of post move or crossover that you could imagine.

Since it is only a photo and not a video, I’m unsure if this shot even goes in or not. Judging from her, um, impeccable technique, though, I’m sure it was a swish!

Happy #Labor #Day weekend 🍹💅🏿🍷🍸💞🏊🏻👙#laborday #vitamind

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