Joe Biden is like that crazy uncle you love at parties but you’d never let watch your kids…or your pets…or your plants. He’s a walking Larry the Cable Guy album, but in a way that’s much better than a Larry the Cable Guy album. As much as we’d probably love to grab a drink with him, can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if he became the Commander in Chief? It would be like The Purge every day of our lives. Here’s a look at 25 news laws that would be passed if Uncle Joe became President.

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