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Jordan Carver Poured Chocolate Sauce All Over Herself For Reasons That Don’t Matter

Not everyone is perfect. Sure, Jordan Carver is beautiful and pretty amazing at modeling. However, the bad news is she has no idea how to eat chocolate syrup. It’s really not that hard, Jordan! Just take a look at this pic of the busty babe trying to best to have some delicious chocolate syrup. She’s hardly even getting any of it her mouth! It’s dripping all over her face and chest and nice bikini.

What a n00b! Don’t hold this against her, though. When she isn’t failing at eating chocolate syrup, Jordan Carver is actually quite a phenominal model and is rather excellent at this whole Instagram thing. She has quite a penchant for posting topless photos or pics of her showing off her, uhm, assets. She’s incredible, minus her syrup-eating skills.

Sure I did 😝 #iwokeuplikethis

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💋 | 📷 @iamdavidsebastian

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Ella ella eh eh eh eh ☔️ @geaphoto ☔️

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Dress matches phone case

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LOVE THIS DRESS | @pink_tree_label | 📷 @ouanophotography

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It is not the position you stand, but the direction in which you look. 📷 @ouanophotography | #escile

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It’s not selfish to love yourself take care of yourself and to make your happiness a priority. It’s necessary. 💜

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P O I S E N 🐍 I V Y

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good memories from my last trip to #bahamas 🌴 #takemeback

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P A R A D I S E

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🍦 @dolcessaswimwear

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M•O•O•D

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🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 that’s all I can say

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E N D L E S S S U M M E R

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