Receiving snail mail’s like owning a landline phone: All your friends won’t contact you through it, but a ton of marketers trying to waste your time will. If you’re particularly tired of receiving junk mail, here’s a handy guide for exacting revenge:

(h/t Weknowmemes)

Joseph Misulonas is an intern for He still has his mail delivered to his mom’s house. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.