Lame pseudo-celebrity and PETA nemesis Kim Kardashian posted pictures to her Instagram profile yesterday of her frolicking around in the snow in a ‘furkini’ and the wackest pair of fur boots I have ever seen. A 'furkini’ is exactly what you think it is: a bikini made of fur.

Boots with the fur… 🎶

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It looks like she murdered an ewok and made a bikini and boots out of it. Or that she slayed Chewbacca and, after making a rug from his fur, used the surplus to make her bikini/boot outfit.

Kanye West took the photos.

Furkini 📷 by Kanye

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Baby it’s cold outside…..

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And here’s the cover of Kardashian’s forthcoming book:

It’s a collection of selfies. That’s right. That’s happening. And people will buy it. I’m gonna go bang my head repeatedly off the wall now.