WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS? I just came online to pay bills and get into heavy-handed political arguments over a Facebook meme and now I can’t do anything because I somehow landed on Kendall Jenner’s Instagram and there is, like, a freakin’ Jackson Pollock of butts! Come on, I got things to do!
I mean, yes, of course, I’m grateful that Kendall Jenner, Camila Morrone, and Hailey Baldwin all hung out together in support of Suns Out Buns Out, but I’m just so weak and so very easily distracted by sweet butts. Honestly, I need a supervisor. Is that a thing on Craigslist? Can I hire that?
Actually, screw that. Can I find someone to just send me booty pics at the precise moment that I have time to kill? Like now. I’m pretty much done with this post. Please send accordingly.
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