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Kendra Sunderland’s Nipple Tape Shot Proves She Knows How to Get Your Attention

IG: @kendra_sunderland

IG: @kendra_sunderland

Kendra Sunderland has done more for library hype in the last year than I have my whole life as a writer. She immediately earned the nickname “Library Girl” after she was caught doing a webcam show in the Oregon State University Library. Meanwhile, my local library still doesn’t recognize me and I once worked the summer reading program.

I’m impressed with webcam girls like Sunderland for several reasons. For starters, how does anyone keep up that level of coyness? I get tired after one wink at a girl, which I usually avoid doing anyway, because I need to conserve my energy for outrunning the assumed CrossFit boyfriend I always hope doesn’t exist. Secondly, you never see crumbs in their bed. Given that I once found an entire burrito in my sheets (thanks, hallucinogens / Jäger / busty wildcat from my college physics course), the notion of that constant of mattress footage without some hint food is like a magic trick to me.

Finally, I hate 90% of my clothes and just figure everyone else does too. Webcam girls all seem to blossom like rare flowers in whatever they own, and the rules of fashion—no white after Labor Day, no mixing prints, no navy and black together—don’t seem to apply to their lot. They slip through the forbidden trends like Laura from college did handcuffs. Ugh, I miss her. I bet she’s a webcam girl too now setting her latest ex-boyfriend’s stuff on fire.

See, look at these outfits to see what I’m talking about!


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