In a move you were 100% not waiting for, KFC India has bestowed upon the world a takeout box that will charge your phone with a built-in USB battery. It’s called The Watt a Box, which is solid wordplay and was created by Blink Digital in Mumbai. While impressive, nobody heard this news and thought, “Finally!” However, we have to be honest with ourselves and admit we’re at the point now that we’d welcome a charging dock on everything from a cheese pizza to The Mona Lisa. If voting booths came with charging stations, we’d have a much more participatory democracy.