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Kim Kardashian Posted a Nude Selfie Because She Couldn’t Find Something to Wear or Whatever

It’s easy to forget how much of a babe Kim Kardashian is. I know that seems like an oddball statement, as by now you’ve seen her at every angle, from half-awake at a gas station on gossip sites to covering a dozen magazines you pass by at the airport, always making one of four faces (1: her “YAAAAAAAAS” face, 2: her you-don’t-know-how-much-dark-power-I-weild face, 3: her silly face, 4: her someone-just-called-me-a-trainwreck-and-then-asked-me-a-math-problem face).

Keeping Up with the Kardashians basically made all Kardashians white noise. They’re on every tabloid and they’re as cartoon and plentiful as the Smurfs. Toss in the barrage-of-noise addition of husband Kanye West, who seems to rediscover Twitter every morning upon waking, and you realize Kim gets drowned out as a characiacture in the empire she more or less started.

But then she posts a nude selfie like this and you realize it wasn’t always like that.

You remember your spine used to twitch when you heard her name. You remember fantasies about her popping into your head when you were trying to focus on anything else. You remember her proportions becoming legend as soon as she strutted across the dudescape, immediately spoken of like a 1980s comic book vixen who came to life.

She looks good here, damn good.

UPDATE: PLAYBOY’S BRIDGET PHETASY DEFENDS KIM KARDASHIAN FROM THE SLUT-SHAMERS


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