Girlwatcher: Bubble-Butt Twins

Hello Kitty 

 
Front magazine looks like a good time. We can't say for sure because here in the States, it'll cost you a Hamilton in your local magazine shop (if they even carry it). But Front's blog displays a decent sense of humor and gives away excellent topless pictures of Kitty Lea and her fit friends. They don't like wearing shirts over there, do they?

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Leighton Meester's hot video debut
Cast yourself back to a different era, just for a moment. Michael Jackson was alive; Farrah Fawcett was alive; Billy Mays was alive. The US soccer team hadn't lost the Confederations Cup final to Brazil; in fact the lads hadn't even played Spain in the semis. It was a time called eleven days ago, and the Leighton Meester video you wanted to see was "Good Girls Go Bad" by Cobra Starship. Sex tape? No. Eleven days ago there was no Leighton Meester sex tape.

Cobra Starship - New Music - More Music Videos

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TV starlets with ice cream   
Eleven days ago "TV starlets with ice cream" meant Leighton Meester and Blake Lively getting coney on the cover of Rolling Stone. But back then, Michael Jackson was alive, etc. Today, in the here and now, we're more interested in 90210's AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes toting soft serve in small outfits.

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Today's Girlwatcher Questionnaire: April O'Neil   
If the name "April O'Neil" brings to mind fond memories of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you're kind of a geek, and we can't help you with that too much. All we can do is point you to a more age-appropriate April O'Neil and hope for the best. This April O'Neil doesn't hang out with turtles, and it's perfectly normal to fantasize about her naked.

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Buzz of the day   
Cassie, last seen grainy and unclothed in leaked cell phone pictures, resurfaces with half-shaved head and revealing dress. Well-played.

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Ah, youth   
There is nothing that gets kids going on a summer day like bubbles. Grownups, we're harder to please. As a forlorn Paul Rudd remarked in Knocked Up, "I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles." Cheer up, buddy: You may have outgrown bubbles, but that doesn't mean this is a joyless and drab world. What about twins with bubble butts? Say hello to Anne and Kate Madsen.