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Kourtney Kardashian Eats Kit-Kats in the Weirdest Way Imaginable

Kourtney Kardashian Eats Kit-Kats in the Weirdest Way Imaginable:

I like to think that I have a pretty good job. Last Thursday, I was out with some buddies and realized suddenly that it was 3:00AM. I quickly remarked “Oh man, I gotta get home. I have work in the morning.” When someone asked me what I had to get up and do, I replied “Well, I have to wake up and write about boobs and butts on the Internet.” Needless to say, it could definitely be worse.

In the grand spectrum of “best gigs”, though, I’d probably put “Making Copious Amounts Of Money For Eating Chocolate” right near the top. That’s basically what Kourtney Kardashian’s life has become.

Ever since all the Kardashian/Jenner’s have launched their own paid sites and apps, they’ve been rummaging for content. Sure, it was easy when all they had to do was post a selfie and it would get a million likes, but now that people are paying their hard-earned money, it needs to be a little more than just selfies. There needs to be some sort of reason for people to purchase. Reasons like this: Kourtney Kardashian teaches you how to eat a Kit-Kat.

I can’t believe this is news. I can’t believe this is where we’ve come. Honestly, this isn’t even the worst video they’re put out this week. Check out Kylie Jenner’s New Years Resolution video and try to figure out if she says anything important at all.

I’ll give you a clue: the answer is no. No, she doesn’t say anything important at all.

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