What is it about a middle-aged woman languidly swimming in a beautiful pool to the dulcet notes of Fetty Wap’s “Trap Queen” that’s so. totally. perfect? Is it her over the top pool-jewelry? Her full face of makeup? Or her very modest, Elizabeth Taylor-esque bathing suit? We may never know what it is about this video that makes it both utterly hilarious and impossible to look away from, but the fact is it exists, and that is a beautiful thing.

Kardashian is featured as day seven of The Love Magazine’s Advent calendar, a month-long high fashion editorial roll-out featuring Kardashian, Pamela Anderson, Gigi Hadid and more.

You might remember Kendall Jenner’s sexy shark costume? That was day one of the series. Whether the rest of the Kardashian clan will be featured in the calendar remains to be seen, but for now we’re just going to keep watching their matriarch glide through that surely perfectly heated black-and-white water while thinking about twerking.