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Kristina Kochova’s Entire Instagram Feed is Pretty Much Just Her Butt at the Beach

I’ve said this about numerous industries before, but I think it applies to the travel sector most of all: Not. Enough. Butts. Now I don’t know who lead the separatist movement way back when—the only surmisable reason we don’t have breathtaking butts and awe-inspiring vistas together in pics as the industry standard these days—but this is no longer a radical notion, I say! We need change!

That’s why I’ve never understood the whole “we are dreamers” angle of denim commercials. They always cover up the butts, and what kind of conservative nonsense is that for fantasists and romantics? You want the legs attached to a sweet butt exploring the tropics in pants? You hope for the sunrise-like tush at the end of the freckled labyrinth of a babe’s back to be smothered, like some unwanted breath of fresh air? Who are you, Big Brother? I demand to know who is in charge of marketing!

So you best appreciate what Kristina Kochova is doing for tourism, wherever she is, because I can’t stop bouncing through her Instagram feed trying to figure out what beaches these are that she’s glowing rocksteady and scantily clad. I want to go where the butts are, this one specifically, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let any of your narrow-minded blarney stop me from pursuing this narrow-bikini’d booty.

#sunbathing #sun #summer #sea #sand #waves #relax #life #booty #booty #squats #squatlife #gymlife #getfit #dedication

A photo posted by Kristina Kochova (@kikikochova) on

A photo posted by Kristina Kochova (@kikikochova) on

A photo posted by Kristina Kochova (@kikikochova) on

A photo posted by Kristina Kochova (@kikikochova) on

A photo posted by Kristina Kochova (@kikikochova) on


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