Unfortunately, we have to take our excellent sexual experiences with the bad. Not all of us can be complete lovers, but we can try a little harder that’s for sure. Want to know if you or your lover is a total dweeb with women? See Reddit’s criterion here.
HOW TO TELL IF HE’S INEXPERIENCED:
1. When they push too quickly, aren’t reading signals (may also just be a jerk).
2. When they think a few minutes of kissing is “enough foreplay.”
3. When they shove their dry fingers into your vag over and over again and it’s clearly doing nothing.
4. What’s a clit?
5. When his Reddit name is a request for girls to PM him byoob pics it means he is really, really experienced.
6. When they try to pull some bullshit porn moves.
7. When they ask “did you cum?” when you clearly didn’t.
8. Usually when a guy openly boasts about being good in bed/certain sexual things…he isn’t…..
9. Thinks the entire breast is an erogenous zone; massages my tits for five minutes and asks whether I’m about to come yet…
10. He’s been wearing a condom since dinner.
11. When I see long fingernails, I think to myself, “There is no way a woman is letting those claws inside of her pussy.”
12. Not being able to undo a bra.
13. A guy is inexperienced with women when he still has some part of his soul left.
HOW TO TELL IF HE’S EXPERIENCED:
1. Listens and responds to what’s working.
2. Doesn’t get freaked out or surprised by cellulite, different types of labia, etc.
3. Can control himself a bit even when he’s ready to pop.
4. Takes a bad or funny experience in stride.
5. Knows where your clit is and how to touch it.
6. I had a friend once who would keep women’s pads/tampons at his place, along with a hairbrush for thick hair, hairbands and women’s disposable razors.
I was a little weirded out by it when I first went to his place but I guess he’s had so many girls there that have wanted/needed that stuff that he just started keeping some around.
7. Eye contact.
8. Men who are experienced with women in my experience usually have no need to prove that I am their girlfriend in public. At most they have their hand on my lower back.
9. When the topic of sex does come up most experienced men realize that women do in fact like sex while the inexperienced man I dated walked on eggshells around that topic until it became incredibly awkward.
10. He can just hang out, joke around and be just fine NOT prowling for women while in their presence. Essentially treating girls as friends BEFORE potential mating companions. That doesn’t exclude further advances in the long run but just the fact that he can accept that not everything is a competition to impress the opposite sex.
11. You can tell how a guy is in bed by how he unlocks his door. Some guys ram the key in and turn it violently. Some guys fumble and drop the keys. Want to know how I unlock my door? First, I lick the lock….