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WWE Diva Lana is Melting Brains Right and Left With Bikini Pics in Mexico

CHAU #MEXICO ๐Ÿ’š #bikini time ๐Ÿ‘™#SELFIE โœŒ๏ธ

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If I somehow wound up going steady with WWE superstar Lana (real name: C.J. Perry)โ€”as if, by sheer luck, she wouldnโ€™t notice how weak I am, both physically and morallyโ€”Iโ€™d go so absurdly mad with power from the get-go. My rate of picking fights I canโ€™t finish would skyrocket (and itโ€™s not even remotely low at this point). I mean, with her strength, curves, and Soviet Union upbringing, this magnificent woman could be the Katya Kazanova to my Sterling Archer!

My dirty talk game would evolve too. Instead of the usual feverish parade of insane things I drop in the bedroom, like โ€œWhip wilder, you naughty fire-catโ€ or โ€œWe should totally move in together,โ€ Iโ€™m pretty sure Iโ€™d start laying down some heavy dirty talk, saying things like, โ€œThrow me across the room like a crash-test dummy and donโ€™t apologize when I start cryingโ€ or โ€œNo, listen, I know I say this all the time in the throes of passion, but I mean it, we should totally move in together.โ€

Iโ€™m in it to win it, and so begins my carefully structured plan of going about my days and nights like nothingโ€™s changed as I quietly wait for her to randomly swoop into my life and (literally) sweep me off my feet because she thinks of me as a 6โ€™4โ€ puppy who wonโ€™t survive without her help and care. Foolproof.

#bikini time ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™€ @rusevig ๐Ÿ™Œ

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#CANCUN ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ #bikinis, #BRAIDS & a #SELFIE ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜ป

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Off to #Wrestlemania week like โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ 

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