Lindsey Pelas is arguably the very best or the very worst at wearing bikinis. On the one hand, the busty bombshell looks better than anyone on the planet with the ability to wear a swimsuit. I can stare at her pictures for hours without even realizing it. She’s like a human time portal. It’s honestly a super power.
On the other hand, the purpose of a bikini is to cover up your private parts while sunbathing. With the purpose of “covering up”, she is most certainly terrible at that. Her outfits leave very little to the imagination and are certainly not the vision that Dr. Hector Gualvez had when he invented the bikini (cool fact: I just made up that person). Regardless, I’m definitely not complaining.
These pictures in the good old red, white and blue were actually taken on set of a Playboy.com shoot. The whole photoshoot will be released around the 4th of July. My editor actually has that bikini in the trunk of her car. I’m going to ask to be paid in model bikinis from now on.