Are you convinced that aliens have been inside you? Do you trespass in abandoned buildings in hopes of catching a ghost? Are you a Scooby-Doo character? Do you have a hard time finding sexual partners that don’t think you’re insane? Then the Supernatural Dating Society is the dating website for you!

The site is the brainchild of famed hypnotist The Amazing Kreskin who claims he was inspired by the “numerous ‘meet and greet’ sessions” he’s had with fans. Here’s how the site puts it:

These folks would like nothing more than to meet other people with whom they can discuss their thoughts, beliefs, and experiences without compromise.

Sure, well that, and to roleplay some sexy X-Files fan fic.

Even the site makes it seem like it’s just a bunch of creepers lurking in the dark:

I want my Supernatural Dating Society™ to empower people such as yourself to be able to emerge from the shadows and finally meet other individuals who share their feelings.

So, if you’re looking to find your one true Nosferatu, sign up now!